I’ll Drink To That

Booze and calculus don’t mix. So don’t drink and derive.

Never trust camels and anyone else who can go for a week without a drink.

Sign on a singles bar: Come in and meet your future ex-wife.

Sign on a store: Unattended children will be given espresso and a free puppy.

Sign on a bar: Drink triple…see double…act single.

Don’t drink and drive. You might spill something.

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