A Few Thoughts


If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can get someone else to do for you today.

If the shoe fits, buy the other one, too.

Make sure brain is in gear before operating mouth.

The day after tomorrow is the second day of the rest of your life.

If all the politicians in America stood in a single line, it would stretch around the world. And many of them would drown.

Never eat what you can’t pronounce.

Originality is the art of being the first one to do it again.


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