Archive for March, 2017

Getting Older

Wednesday, March 1st, 2017

Getting Older Means…

…It feels like the morning after, but you didn’t go anywhere the night before.

…Your kids start looking middle aged.

…The older you get the better you used to be.

…Always use valet parking. That guy never forgets where he parked the car.

…There’s not enough room in your medicine cabinet.

…These days Happy Hour means taking a nap.

…You start believing in the Hereafter because you walk into a room and wonder what you’re here after.

…It feels like the morning after…Oh, wait, we did that already.