Archive for February, 2017

I’ll Drink To That

Thursday, February 16th, 2017

Booze and calculus don’t mix. So don’t drink and derive.

Never trust camels and anyone else who can go for a week without a drink.

Sign on a singles bar: Come in and meet your future ex-wife.

Sign on a store: Unattended children will be given espresso and a free puppy.

Sign on a bar: Drink triple…see double…act single.

Don’t drink and drive. You might spill something.