Archive for May, 2013

Comments For Our Time

Tuesday, May 28th, 2013

Hope for the best. Expect the worst.

Never buy a bargain iPhone on the street from a guy who’s out of breath.

Keep your words soft and sweet. One day you may have to eat them.

Always look out for Number One.  And don’t step in Number Two.

Never hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt. Heaven might be like the IRS.