Archive for June, 2010

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

It was a dark and stormy night.  Rain.  Thunder. Lightning. Ben Franklin was outside in this brutal weather trying to fly a kite. He couldn’t get it aloft. From a window, his wife appeared and said, “You need more tail.”  Ben said, “Last night you told me to go fly a kite. Make up your mind.”

The world will end tomorrow. Or not.

Saturday, June 12th, 2010

Then again, it might continue as soon as we teach Lady Gaga to use all her fingers when she waves.

ben franklin

Saturday, June 12th, 2010